Strippers

• A 3-song Dominatrix-style strip show, because your group clearly can’t handle anything subtle or sophisticated.
• A professional stripper in full latex and leather, here to make the stag rethink every questionable search history he’s ever had.
• Your choice of location — accommodation, private boat, or whatever random venue you animals end up in. If it has four walls, she’ll dominate it.
• Dedicated coordination, because there’s no universe in which your group could organise this without adult supervision.
• A hilarious, brutal, unforgettable stag experience that’ll follow the groom longer than his marriage vows.

Pro-Tip: Hands to yourself, folks — touching the dancers without permission or recording any kind of nudity is strictly off-limits.

• A no-nudity Dominatrix torture performance, designed exclusively for stag groups
• A character-led performer skilled in intimidation, teasing, command-play, and psychological theatre
• A range of suggestive props: handcuffs, flogger/whip, hot wax, exaggerated tickling tools, heel dominance
• Interactive torment focusing on the stag
• Your choice of location: accommodation, villa, private boat, limousine, or other private venue
• Full coordination — because your group is absolutely incapable of organising this chaos alone
• A dark, unhinged, unforgettable highlight that the stag will remember for life (and maybe mention to his therapist someday)

Pro-Tip: For maximum fear factor, tell the stag you’ve booked “a fun little show” and absolutely nothing else. Let him open the door. Let destiny handle the rest.

• Two stunning performers who are way too good for your group but here anyway
• A three-song striptease show that pushes your collective blood pressure to dangerous levels
• Sensual choreography and duo interaction that will melt your group like overheated USB sticks
• Crowd teasing and playful attention so everyone gets embarrassed equally
• All music and setup handled, because none of you can operate a speaker without arguing
• Delivered to your accommodation, private boat or bar, turning it instantly into a no-judgment zone
• Enough chaos and temptation to make your wedding rings vibrate from across Europe

Pro-Tip: Hands to yourself, folks — touching the dancers without permission or recording any kind of nudity is strictly off-limits.

Please allow a 30-mindow arrival window.

• A professional female stripper arriving at your chosen location
• A 3-song private strip show engineered to break the stag
• Choice of themed outfit (police, maid, cowgirl, dominatrix, etc.) or let her freestyle
• Show delivered at accommodation, boat, bar, or any private venue in Portugal
• Access to Last Bad Decision’s premium hand-picked performer catalogue — choose your favourite
• Full coordination to ensure the timing is flawless and the reveal is glorious

Pro-Tip: We can send performers anywhere in Portugal — just cover the transport. But please remember: hands to yourselves and no recording nudity.

Please allow a 30-mindow arrival window.

• A professional plus-size stripper Roly Poly style who specialises in outrageous stag-night humiliation
• A 3-song striptease performance designed to roast, embarrass, and spiritually break the stag
• Choice of location: accommodation, villa, incorporated into your private Pub Crawl, private boat tour, or any private venue where chaos is legal
• Dedicated coordination so even your hopeless group can’t mess this up

Pro-Tip: Hands to yourself, folks — touching the dancers without permission or recording any kind of nudity is strictly off-limits.

Please allow a 30-mindow arrival window.

• 3-song lap dance for the guest of honour
• Pizzas for the whole group
• Choice of location: accommodation, boat, or private venue
• Dedicated coordination to ensure a smooth setup
• A cheeky and unforgettable highlight for stag or hen parties

Pro-Tip: Hands to yourself, folks — no touching the performers and no recording any nudity unless you’re trying to get the whole group kicked out of Portugal.

If you’re a smaller group, ask us for a custom quote — we’ll make sure you still get the show you want without blowing the entire beer budget.

Available: 12pm - 2am

Please allow a 30-mindow arrival window.

• A professional female or male stripper showing up right at your door
• 3-song private strip show to shock the guest of honour awake
• Choice of thematic outfit (police, maid, firefighter, etc.) or full freestyle something sexy
• Dedicated coordination to ensure a smooth setup and flawless reveal
• A cheeky and unforgettable highlight for bachelor, stag, bachelorette, and hen parties

Pro-Tip: Hands to yourself, folks — touching the dancers without permission or recording any kind of nudity is strictly off-limits.

Availability: 9am - 12pm

Please allow a 30-mindow arrival window.