Airport Transfers

• Private transfer vehicle sized appropriately for your group (and all their questionable packing choices)
• Professional driver who knows exactly where they’re going, even if you don’t
• Air-conditioning to soothe whatever state your group is currently in
• Space for luggage and whatever dignity you’re still travelling with

Pro-Tip: No eating or drinking on board — it’s a transfer, not a traveling tapas bar.

If this is your arrival transfer, do yourselves a favour and look at the options with Meet & Greet. Otherwise you’ll be wandering around some unknown airport parking lot, trying to locate your driver armed with nothing but a group of people who already indulged in every drink option the plane had to offer. Save yourselves. Skip the chaos. Let someone responsible (us) collect you before the weekend spirals immediately. 

Optional Add-On: Fake Police Stop + Strip Show

• Meet & Greet at Arrivals by a Last Bad Decision Rep
• Welcome bottle of bubbly for the guest of honour
• Private transfer for your group and all their bags
• Drop-off anywhere in Lisbon — hotel, Airbnb, or directly into chaos
• Guaranteed air-conditioning because sweat is not the vibe

Pro-Tip: No eating or drinking on board — it’s a transfer, not a travelling buffet.

If you’re feeling… economically creative (cheap), we do offer transfer options without the meet & greet. Just remember: choosing that means you’ll be relying on your finest Portuguese skills while herding the pack of excuses for human beings you call friends through airport chaos to find your driver. Please don't call the hotline asking for help — you made your choice.

Optional Add-On: Fake Police Stop + Strip Show