Male Strippers

• A ridiculously fit, fully vetted male stripper turning up right at your location
• Zero ick, zero cringe — just pure-grade gatinho excellence
• A three-song choreographed show packed with dancing, teasing and worryingly elite hip movement
• Costume of your choice (firefighter, police, cowboy, or let him freestyle his way into chaos)
• All music sorted, so no one’s tragic Spotify playlist ruins the moment
• Delivered to your accommodation, private boat or bar crawl — wherever you want the chaos injected
• Enough heat to make the bride’s future husband feel spiritually unwell without knowing why

Pro-Tip: Record the show, by all means — scream, laugh, zoom, cry — but cut the camera before his genitalia so that particular memory lives only in the minds of the group-chat warriors who actually made it to Lisbon.

Please allow a 30-minute arrival window.