Surfing

• Stand Up Paddle session to reveal exactly how coordinated you aren’t.
• An English-speaking private instructor who’ll politely pretend your wobbles are “normal.”
• A warm-up session so your body can remember it’s alive.
• Paddle board and paddle, the ultimate tools of majestic flailing.
• Wetsuit optional depending on how dramatic you expect the wipeouts to be.
• Snack and water because the ocean doesn’t care about your hangover.
• Sunscreen because Portuguese don’t need any more reasons to call you “bifes.”

• A surf or bodyboard lesson to finally prove you’re not as athletic as you claim on dating apps.
• An English-speaking instructor who will guide you, encourage you, and pretend not to notice when you trip over your own feet on dry land.
• A warm-up session to remind your joints they still exist.
• Surfboard or bodyboard, depending on how brave (or delusional) the whole group is feeling.
• A wetsuit so you can’t blame your lack of skill on the water temperature.
• Snack and water to revive you after the ocean absolutely body-slams you.
• Sunscreen because Portuguese don’t need any more reasons to call you “bifes.”

Availability: 11am - 10pm